Her jokes

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.

My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.

Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.

POV: Her name is Alli.

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

Yo mama so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her.

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.

My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.

Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95

My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.

My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They stuck a plunger down the toilet.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.

"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."

I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.