Her jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with. I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."