Her jokes

Woman

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Gwen

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

Wife

My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."

Cheek

How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.

Memes

Her memes

Funeral

My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?

Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.

Momma

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Marijuana

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Ice Cream

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

Because she got hit by a bus.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.

Driving Test

Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.

Mom: "Okay, any questions?"

Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."

Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."

Birthday

What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!

Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.

Fetus

What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?

They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”