Her jokes
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.