Her jokes
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.