Her jokes
So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.
So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.