Her jokes
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?
“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.