Her jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."

Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? She can wash her crack and resell it.

My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?

"I'm not a-moosed right now."

What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?

You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.

Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?

I really hit the mother lode with you!

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Yo mama so ugly,

my screen cracked when she took her photo!

Yo mama so ugly,

they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.

A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.

Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked?

“Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"