What do you call a tall terrorist? Osama Bin Laden.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
what can Jump the highest? Emo kids some are still in the air
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Midget
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
