Height jokes

I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”

Me: Then which one are you?

Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.

What do you call a tall terrorist?

Osama Bin Laden.

Why did I trip over your foot?

Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!

Why don't dwarfs have cars?

Because they can't get in the door.

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?

Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

I'm Tall.

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

What can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.

Ya gotta hand it to short people...

Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

Me: "Are you ok sir?"

Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."

Me: "Well, which one are ya?"

A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.