Height jokes

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

What do you call a tall terrorist?

Osama Bin Laden.

Why did I trip over your foot?

Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!

Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.

What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.

What can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.

Ya gotta hand it to short people...

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie.

Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

Me: "Are you ok sir?"

Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."

Me: "Well, which one are ya?"

A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.

Why did the midget not go to bed?

He couldn't reach the bed.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.