we used to be the tallest buildings in new york...
then we took an arab to the knee
Dwarf Shortage
Life is to short, just like me. Get roasted short people.
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up perform fellatio
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
How tall does the grass grow in germany? Zis high đđđđđ
My friend that use to be married was making jokes about me being short then I told him you're marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal
Youâre so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Youâre so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
what do you call a dark average height punjabi male?
josiah
Women be like men's heights then cry when they get called fat....
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb
3. Because itâs the normal persons height
my friend said she wanted to fly, so i pushed her off a building
Dwarf :pulls down the flap for the mirror. Also dwarf: canât see
the only problem being short and gay is that when ever i try to tell people im top in my relationship they don't believe me because im shorter then the person im dating like wtf
what was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
their ankles.
lololol get it they fell from like 100 feet
Your so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool, because theyâre scared youâll drown in the kiddie pool.
-Why that flight is waiting at 30,000 feet height?
-One tyre became flat. They are changing it in the middle of journey.
