Height jokes
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Boy: "My girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her..."
Off the nearby cliff.
Six Seven went to a barber shop. He asked the barber if he could have the "six seven" cut.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?