Height jokes

Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.

Why did I trip over your foot?

Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

What do you call a tall terrorist?

Osama Bin Laden.

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

Why don't dwarfs have cars?

Because they can't get in the door.

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?

Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”

Me: Then which one are you?

What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

I'm Tall.

What can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie.

Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.

Ya gotta hand it to short people...

Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

Me: "Are you ok sir?"

Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."

Me: "Well, which one are ya?"

A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.