Height jokes

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

Why don't dwarfs have cars?

Because they can't get in the door.

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.

I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”

Me: Then which one are you?

lmao why do people think they can fly?

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

What can jump the highest?

Emo kids, some are still in the air.

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.

Ya gotta hand it to short people...

What do you call a short person that goes to school?

A Sammie.

Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.

I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

Me: "Are you ok sir?"

Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."

Me: "Well, which one are ya?"

A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.

We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...

Then we took an Arab to the knee.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.

Why did the midget not go to bed?

He couldn't reach the bed.