Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero? He woke up and found out it was true.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear zipper from a mile away
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Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, That some dick cut her off.
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no “What are you doing in my house?”
Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops I dropped my lollipop.
Did you hear about the deaf guys STI He got hearing aids
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike Stole his slogan, just do it
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why does he not wearing a costume, and he said he doesn't need to. Then I realized that he's a ghost, and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
As a son I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CCD. It was on speaker so me and mom hear both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.
You can say what you want about deaf people ....
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(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead
what does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know its not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
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