Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?.....................it hurt
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child Student: sorry to hear Teacher:is anyone missing today Student: Your parents
