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Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
1.) Whatās yellow and canāt swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandadās last words...
- āYouāre still holding the ladder, right?ā
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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A boy asks his father:
"What is politics?"
Father answers:
"Itās very simple! You see, I bring in the money, so Iām big business. Your mother spends the money, so sheās the government.
Your grandfather sees to it that everything is managed in an orderly way. So heās the law.
Our maid is the working class.
Everything revolves around your interests, so youāre the people. Your little baby brother represents the future."
The boy has to think it over. That night he hears his little brother crying due to a dirty diaper. He doesnāt know what to do, so he goes to the bedroom of his parents. There his mother is sound asleep. He goes to the bedroom of the maid, but his father is there fucking the maid ā and oddly enough his grandfather is watching through the window.
Nobody notices the boy and he returns to his bed.
The next day his father asks him:
"So, can you now explain to me what politics is?"
The boy says:
"Yes, itās all become clear to me!
Big business screws over the working class while the law watches and the government sleeps. The people are ignored and the future lies in shit."
What STD can you get from phone sex?
Hearing AIDS.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops, I dropped my lollipop!
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didnāt you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator?
He was fired from his job because he couldnāt learn the route.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.