Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restauraunt down the street?
Yeah he Pasta-Way
Wanna hear a joke ? Yeah .... What's the joke.? I said it already
what does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know its not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies. Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out. Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
SCOOT WANT TAXI! Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side. ๐
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Sevenโs been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny
AN atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Dont trust the internet kids.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? I hear they got six months each.
D'jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover
boy; wanna hear about my dick? never mind it's too short. girl; wanna hear about my pussy? fuck no you won't get it.
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus, oh wait, nevermine, it must have been aborted from the sight
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldnโt quite reach."
You: hey Alexa what is your gender? Alexa: I idenify as Michael Jackson and my pronens are...... Me: *hears it* and their pronens are he/he
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
