Hearing Jokes

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway

(1968)- Hellen Keller died didn’t you hear? No? Well neither did she..

Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week? Everyone was furious but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”

Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restauraunt down the street?

Yeah he Pasta-Way

Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?

Joke,

Jooooooooooooooke.

Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish? He was rotten to the albacore.

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Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired from his job because he couldn’t learn the route.

Did u hear about the tiktok post that offend disable people, some didn't reply cause the comment is disable

I asked my sister to say something She said No

That's what I like to hear

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Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work

I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.