I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Hey did you hear about the kidnapping?" "no." Yeah but then he woke up.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" For 5 different men.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husband’s ashes in a burrito? He gets to tear that ass up one more time
Did you hear about the Scottish man who murdered his wife?
He totally kilt her.
Wanna hear a joke,my life hahahah just kidding jokes actually mean something...
Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his whistle and blew his horse
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11? Person 2: No, but'll probably crash and burn.
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard? Reload...chhchhhh
Are you the voices I've been hearing? because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Me: Want to hear a joke? Friend: Sure Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me. Friend: What's funny about that? Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap? Wrapped around that tree.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.
