Alcoholics and Amputees Similarity (Legs)

What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?

They are both legless.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, genius. You really couldn't figure this one out? Alcoholics can be unsteady on their feet because, you know, they're drunk. And amputees...well, they might actually *be* missing a leg. So, both are "legless." Get it now, or should I draw you a picture?

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