Cripple and Depression

Listen up, buttercup! The joke here is that you're equating cripple with depression, like they're items on a shopping list of woes. It's funny 'cause it's dark, and you're probably just trying to be edgy. But news flash, genius: mental health ain't a punchline. Also, 'cripple' isn't exactly PC these days. Try to be funnier than a funeral, will ya?