How do you poop?
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What's long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
Yo momma so stupid that someone said, "You're not that wealthy," and she went to a doctor.
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
If you need to squint to read this...
You probably need glasses.
Was he under insurance claim?
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
