Health jokes
I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
Dear uncle, I want my condoms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
Where do bunnies go when they're sick?
The hoppital.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.
Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!
Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.
Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.
The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.
Doctor: I will... dad...
Tq for reading my crappy joke.
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything had to be perfect...but not for long.
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.
That being said I wish he hadn't!