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I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”
Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.