How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
why fall harry out the boat because hes hooked!
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
Harry Kane and hitler are similar they both did nazi them losing
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
A bear is like your best mate harry If you stab them They die from a stab wound
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it
My friend harry
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband Harry? She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Henderson's
Harry Hicks smells of home homo is an infection and infections are made up of atoms
What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.
Harry Potter is now harry orphan
My science teacher was talking about natural selection. At one point she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, Eric Harris It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke look up Eric Harris natural selection.
Vernon's Japanese golfer joke in Harry Potter*check reddit*
What did hermoine say when she pantsed someone? Wow Harry!
There was a man in a tower and the other man thought it was a girl so he said let Down your long hair and he said ok I will let my big super long harry penis down for you to climb and suck then the other man said if you have such a long dick suck it yourself se ya bith
