Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
why fall harry out the boat because hes hooked!
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles ' N Bits!!
Harry Kane and hitler are similar they both did nazi them losing
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it
A bear is like your best mate harry If you stab them They die from a stab wound
My friend harry
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband Harry? She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Henderson's
Harry Hicks smells of home homo is an infection and infections are made up of atoms
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head? So she claims to be
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights
What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.
Harry Potter is now harry orphan
