Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!!
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
My friend harry
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Harry Potter is now harry orphan
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
