What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place "Now sashimi now you don't"
What does a huffle puff wolf say? โI will huffle and puffle and blow you house downโ
That is retaliated to Harry Potter ๐ง๐ผโโ๏ธ
dam didnt know this site was about harry pot-
pepole go to placs to see harry potter live but you an just go to the aborshin place an see sumthin bisaper
I LOVE BIG HARRY DICKS
Why couldnโt wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts? They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you arenโt too bad either. But the best 69 Iโve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, weโre in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We canโt be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?
Normal girl staying her opinion. My name is Jade Harris. I donโt know if you guys know it but โrapeโ jokes is really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DONโT HATE ME! ๐ก. People are talking about how men are more better than women but men and women are both good, some one posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap but fuck it I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapist here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But know one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. ๐ . Women have to have kids with men of course but it is hard to be a like that. 1 we grow up just the same as men and men donโt always get judge for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see ur underwear shit which is. Pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slit shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
