What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
“Oh daddy,” the kid said. “I love you so much!” “Hey,” the man responded. “Until we get the DNA test results, I’m just Harry to you!”
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
what's the most unrealistic part of harry potter??????...
a ginger with friends
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
your hairline sucks even harry potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices and our ISP is a legilimens.
Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
the harry potter fanbase
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character? Harry Potter.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving it.
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survive? Americans...
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
What is a dirty minded harry potter fans favorite spell before the deed? dickus embigus!
What is the difference between harry houdini and everyone else in my life, harry was the only person not to disappear
Why is Harry Potter a orphan fav character
Because Harry Potter has no parents so it’s relatable
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
Hey girl do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
