Harris

Harris Jokes

Kid

"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"

"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"

Ginger

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

Difference

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

Vpn

For all the Harry Potter fans:

A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.

Queen

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

Harry Potter

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

Movie

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

Head

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

Spell

What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!

Houdini

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

Woman

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

Comment

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

Hairline

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.