What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
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What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.