Harris

Harris Jokes

"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"

"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?

Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.