New Harris Jokes

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles ' N Bits!!

What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?

Coldemort!

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?

Harry Potter.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection. At one point she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, Eric Harris It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke look up Eric Harris natural selection.

harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving it.

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

dam didnt know this site was about harry pot-

Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?