Harris jokes

What is the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?

To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?

Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!

What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?

Coldemort!

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?

Harry Potter.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-

Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.