Harding Jokes

What does micheal jackson and a rock have in commen?

The are both hard

A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".

2 boys were at a lake and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady, one ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran, the boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, I ran away because I felt something get hard"

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard

1+1? two hard.

If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?

how did steven Hawkins die? he tried to update to windows 10 and his hard drive corrupted

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

I was watching a "don't laugh" video and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

My mom and I went to a bank. hard to say i never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks"

LOL

To People who say that depression hits hard... The car begs to disagree

How is Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same they both hit the ground really hard.

I bought a wooden whistle. I tried soo hard, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel one. It steel wooden let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It steel wooden lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes. So the wood lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....