Harding jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Bunger got me like:
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Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.
"This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."
"This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."
I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?