Harding jokes
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
i would try so hard not to laugh if that person was next to me
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
I laughed at my life so hard.