"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
I laughed at my life so hard.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
