Harding jokes
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
Why was the computer late to work?
Because it had a hard drive!
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Memes
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
I laughed at my life so hard.
Nostalgia hits you like a train.
It's so hard, you can even wake up.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
What animal howls at the moon and eats cement?
If you guessed wolf, you're right! I threw in the cement to make it hard.