Harding Jokes

I laughed at my life so hard

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways

I was at school today and one of my friends said after a test man that was hard. After that I started laughing and I said that’s what she said.

What animal...howls at the moon...and...eats...cement...if you guessed wolf ur right(I threw in the cement to make it hard

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart

Which ones super super corny? 🤨🤨

.What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue

2. What's blue and super hard to see

Dark blue (🤔)

I told my sister that when you got to bed with an itchy but your going to have smelly fingers in the morning and i've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

What motorway lane does stephen hawking use? Hard shoulder

Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!

What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?

what does math and me on p-hub have in common

they are both hard

No Matter How Hard i try i Will never be a Stand up Comedian

i made this up

i was watching a school baseball game, and i was yelling at a kid to take it home, he took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. i asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and i started laughing so hard

later that night i wondered where he stormed off to after he thew the bat and i thought to myself not home

Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him Rachel said. Watch two martial arts movies , eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar. Jim replied with a shocked look, that's what I do after Mr tugman shakes my hand to long.