Harding jokes
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
I think if the center of the earth froze, it would be pretty hard core.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
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"Balls" got me like: 😂
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What type of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.