Harding jokes
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
"I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older, and she laughed so hard she cried a little."
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
My dick hard.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
Bunger got me like:
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