Happening jokes
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
WTF happened?
Memes
wear sweatpants.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
can someone please tell what happened?
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.