Happening jokes
WTF happened?
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
wear sweatpants.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What happened to watersharky?
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
can someone please tell what happened?
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."