Happening jokes
WTF happened?
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. đ¤đ
What happened to watersharky?
Whatâs the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they werenât always orphans.
Memes
this happens to me all of the time
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
can someone please tell what happened?
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What happens when a pun isnât funny?
It gets PUNished.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.