Happening jokes
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
A manager asked a black employee to work overtime. The employee initially agreed until he was told it would be without pay.
The employee responded with, "You know what happened last time my family worked for free?"
"What happened?" said the manager.
"A civil war."
I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.
When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.
Why does this always happen to me...
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
can someone please tell what happened?
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
WTF happened?