Happening jokes

If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.

What happened to watersharky?

What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?

Well, they weren’t always orphans.

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

WTF happened?

What happens to the crow in the earthquake?

It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?

He became a shell of who he once was.

What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?

It becomes a chestnut.

What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?

It’s a bumper team.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"

Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?

Ling Ling: Truth.

Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?

Ling Ling: Dare.

Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?

A: They fall.

(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

Say "joke" 5 times.

Oh, nothing happened.

What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?

Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.

What happens when a pun isn’t funny?

It gets PUNished.

What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

can someone please tell what happened?