Happening jokes
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
WTF happened?
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Memes
wear sweatpants.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What happened to watersharky?
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.