Happening

Happening jokes

Emo kid

What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.

Earthquake

What happens to the crow in the earthquake?

It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂

Orphan

What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?

Well, they weren’t always orphans.

Memes

Plane Crash

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

Fire

What happened when the fire used Tinder?

He luckily got a lot of matches.

Orphan

What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

Plane

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

Dog

Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?

Ling Ling: Truth.

Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?

Ling Ling: Dare.

Stephen Hawking

What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?

Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.

People

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

Skeleton

Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?

A: They fall.

(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)

Gator

What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?

He became Gatorade.

Cat

What happens when you eat a cat?

I love to eat cats for dinner!

Ass

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

Buffet

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.