What happens when a fog park illegally. He gets toad
What will happened if a orphans use an Iphone? They cant find the home button.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five it left him hanging
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Susie: Ling Ling, truth or dare?
Ling Ling: Truth.
Susie: What happened to Stacie's dog?
Ling Ling: Dare.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What happened to watersharky?
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
