Happening jokes
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
WTF happened?
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
wear sweatpants.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What happened to watersharky?
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."