What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us
What happens to an Orphan that gets on house arrest?
(They Get set Free)
Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen
Roses are red violets are blue gum makes me
beautiful but what happened to you?
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents? They cry... They scream.. with joy "Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents" Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didnt live to tell the tail...
Me: i am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans
Friend: what was the first
Me: the- they weren't always orphans
friend: o-o
The Blonde got a Ph.D. Yah, like that would ever happen.
What happens to Emo kids when they go up
They never come down
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said “what happened to all the parents?” She sounded so confused so i told her “its only yours kid, they left you on purpose” she cried i felt bad for a second and the thought oh well time to back to my job at the orphanage
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said...... It’s a wood hulem
So this one time i saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and i helped her up and she said ''Thank you '' and i said your welcome. The next day i saw her legs and someone said '' I would not do that'' and i said '' Whatever'' i tapped sally and the top halve fell I said ''WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY. And someone said she went in a mine field.
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five, six, and seven-head?
What happened to the eight year old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church? The priest stopped him on the way there
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up and you could barely unravel it anymore cause I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sisters killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
