What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down It gets toad away
Yo hair line is so far back that it was there before the big bang happened.
What happens when you have dry elbows at work? You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
did you hear what happen to the italian chef?
he pasta-way...
What happens when you have a bladder infection? Urine trouble!
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
