Happening jokes

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.

Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."

What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?

The letter M.

Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."

What happens to teeth when they go in water?

Bro, I dunno, they get wet?

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.

911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.

Time for a remake!

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

It gets toad away!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?

It left him hanging.

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

What happens at the orphanage be like:

The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”

If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?

Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?

He pasta-way...

What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!

What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?

The cheetah became spotless!

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

What happens to a nervous nut?

It cracks.

I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!