Happening jokes
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.