Happening jokes
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
Memes
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
What the fluff happened to this website?
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?