I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
