Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
What's steven Hawking shampoo?
-Head and shoulders 😊
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
So, there are these 3 strings, they walk into a bar. People are giving them looks. The small chap is your typical thin cord. He walks to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. He replies, "Oii, your kind ain't welcomed here, so take your drink, mates, and fuck off."
He goes back to his mates and says, "We'd better get outta here." "Nonsense," replies the mid guy, he's your typical string. Goes to the barman and same story. Finally the last guy, he's your typical rope. He burst out, "Fuck this!" He twits and ties himself whilst messing up his hair. He struts up to the barman and asks for a rum and coke. The barman does so and whilst he prepares the drink, he opens with, "Say, aren't you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed knot."
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
The doctor says to the woman, "There was good and bad news." The woman says she wants the bad news first. The doctor says, "The bad news is the baby had red hair." Then he said, "The good news is, it is dead."
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
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