Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."
I like women how I like my hair dryer, locked in a closet most of the time, and only being used to blow me dry
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
you.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
