What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.
The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."
Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."
Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
cancer jokes really grow on you - unlike the patients hair..
[god creating Asians] “aliright and the design is finished, see our new model the Asian. It has no hair at all”. Angel asks “does it eat normal food”?, god replies, “ (chuckling) oh no not at all.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
The doctor says to the woman, "There was good and bad news." The woman says she wants the bad news first. The doctor says, "The bad news is the baby had red hair." Then he said, "The good news is, it is dead."
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What do you call a mammal the has no hair? Cancer
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers? It was getting a crinkle cut
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
Whats steven hawkins favourite shampoo? Head and shoulders
What was Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo? -Head and shoulders
Why can’t sally get a hair cut? She has cancer
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
