what's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
apple has a family tree
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother. Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?” “My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was your mother.”
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you"-Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? -Throw in some laundry...
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Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back
What has 4 wheels, no wings and flies?
A dead cripple
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And Sterling has taken a dive. That's all for financial news, back to the football.
whats the difrence beteena golfer and a fisherman : a fisherman has to bring proof back
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
At least he got D.L.A. Disability Living Allowance so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Wayne Couzens the police officer who killed Sarah Everard , has been complaining about receiving a whole life Tariff for her murder ...
I think he should count his blessings , he could of had it worse ...
He could of married her !
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Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates, what is it?" "OH, honey that's your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" the sister replies with a laugh "you think that's cool my monkey is already eating bananas
