HA jokes
Who has no home?
Orphans.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Memes
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?