HA jokes
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
My grandpa has the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
Memes
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.