HA jokes
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Memes
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.