HA jokes

At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.

My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?

"It has no home button."

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."

Why do orphans want a phone so bad?

Because it has a home button.

Why is the orphan sad for dinner?

He has no one to eat with at the table.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?

Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."

Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?

Neither has he.

And Sterling has taken a dive.

That's all for financial news, back to the football.

We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."

Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?

"Freak out!"