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It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?
Neither has he.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
My grandpa has the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
