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HA jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple has a family tree.

Mum

"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."

Land

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Movie

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

Russia

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

Memes

Wife

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

Dad

How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?

When it leaves you and never comes back.

Orphan

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

One has a home to run to.

Terrorist

When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.

Twin Towers are on fire.

The terrorist has a streak of two.

Mama

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Hairline

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

Difference

What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?

McDonald's has a drive-thru.

Villain

Me: "The villain has a point, you know."

Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?

A phone has a home button.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

A baseball player has a home to run to.