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HA Jokes

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.

"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.

"Why?" I asked.

My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"

How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?

When it leaves you and never comes back.

When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.

Twin Towers are on fire.

The terrorist has a streak of two.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

A baseball player has a home to run to.