HA jokes

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

A baseball player has a home to run to.

What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.

What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

One has a home to run to.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.

Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him. That's it for now.

"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple has a family tree.

What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?

A phone has a home button.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.

Twin Towers are on fire.

The terrorist has a streak of two.

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

And Sterling has taken a dive.

That's all for financial news, back to the football.