HA jokes

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

What has 4 legs and two gloves?

All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️

What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?

I don’t care if she has one.

Why do orphans want a phone so bad?

Because it has a home button.

Why is the orphan sad for dinner?

He has no one to eat with at the table.

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?

Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

No eye deer.

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.

What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?

One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.

Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?

"It has no home button."