My mom has a toy that I see the all the girls and guys seem to play to play with and the toy is between my mom's legs.
What does a french guy say when he falls off? Oh no, eiffel!
i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
Guys.... you need to ketchup with the time....
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Did you hear about the guy who afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”? Like we get it bro she’s underage.
thank you guys for 6 whole followers! im so happy
guy talking to an Indian therapist
he had a red dot and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said
"I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle"
a man was in a court room, the judge said, ''what should this mans punishment be?'' a random guy ''OFF WITH HIS HEAD'' judge ''he shall give head to every man in this room'' the guy ''WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I SAID!!!''
I went home one day a see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what going on my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guest what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
I’m autistic and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people
