Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're pare- oh wait, nvmd, carry on.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
