Guy jokes
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.