Guy jokes

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won the no-Bell prize.