Guy jokes

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Hey guys,

I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

A guy asked me what I do for a living.

Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."

"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"

Dude named Guys:

Dude named Out:

Dude named School:

A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?

Rolls Royce.

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?

His little brother with the console.

What do you call it when a gay guy farts?

An abortion.

A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"