Guy jokes
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Memes
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.