What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Guys look at the comments omg
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios Fruit loops
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
