Guy jokes
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
Random post #3
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.