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Guy Jokes

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive💀

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl

"What?" Angelica replied

"I'm a guy."

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.

A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

“Okay guys, watch very carefully because i can only show you this demonstration once.”

Popular guy in class - I am so funny. Me - Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing on it.

Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...

Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.