Guy jokes
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?
Priest: Why?
Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
P.O.V a guy sees there girl
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.