A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Did u know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes
He won the no Bell prize
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
