Guy jokes
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
Memes
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!