Guy jokes

Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!

Me: hee hee egypt.

How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"

Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.

Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3

What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?

A baked potato.

Do you need an ark?

Because I Noah guy!

A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”

He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”

He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”

“No, this is the rink manager!”

A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

Guys, look at the comments, omg!

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"