Guy jokes

What does a French guy say when he falls off?

Oh no, Eiffel!

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."

A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.

He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won the no-Bell prize.

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?

The Spy Guy!

Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."

Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.

*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*

I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.

How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.

A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."