Guy

Guy jokes

Airplane

    • You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

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    • Donkey

    • A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

    His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

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    • Guy memes

    Orphan

    • I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

    Wife

    • A guy asked me what I do for a living.

    Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"

    Cigarette

    • A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

    The next day, he could see only one color... black.

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    • Girlfriend

    • A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."

    Glass

    • An optimist says, "The glass is half full."

    A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."

    A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."

    Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"

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    • Contest

    • I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.

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    • Fist

    • I drew a fist on a body, and then I drew a guy saying to him, "That dude's a knucklehead!"

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