Guy jokes
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Guys, I promise I’m not suicidal, I just like dark things.
*proceeds to walk around the house with headphones in and stare at the ceiling while laying down on the couch*
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
An optimist says, "The glass is half full."
A pessimist says, "The glass is half empty."
A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air."
Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water!"
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."