Guy jokes

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

Son: No, I'm blind.

There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.

She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."

Son said, "But I can't see."

Mom said, "That's the point."

What's the worst TV series for orphans?

Family Guy.

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.

My friends:

Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.

Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.

Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.

Me: You guys are getting sleep...

Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.