If you think the Guy Calling you fat is offensive Try Salad 🥗
There was a guy called john
stop looking at my ass i said look at uranus (guy 2) im looking at ur anus (guy 1) I SAID URANUS LIKE THE PLANET (guy 2) ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
to Mr. nice guy you are nice sweet and carring! i am so greatfull to be your friend!
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind it’s too Pointless
A guy was annoyed in a store, I walk up to him and said, whats wrong buddy? don't worry it's not like you're on a abandoned Isle!"
a guy crashed his ford suv he couldnt ESCAPE.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
Guy it was so weird yesterday I saw a guy and he kept repeating the same thing over and over I hate people with dementia I told my mom to get a new mirror but she she won’t listen to me it’s almost like I sand it like 20 times every time I say it
guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop. person: guy: you walk into a bar. person: I'm a man guy:you meet a girl person: I'm a man guy:you and the girl go to a hotel\ person: I'm a man guy:you guys go on a bed person: I'm a man. guy:she whispers into your ear person:I'm a man
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside. He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see”
why did the kid go in the guys van
answer: he thought he was being adopted
What did the girl say to the white guy “ you have a peener wiener”
I got a phone call from a guy labled 'assassin' saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w-
*gunshot*
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war
I caught the flowers at a wedding-now married to a hot guy. But then i caught andit at a funeral i kinda nervo...............
So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”
