Guy jokes
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
A guy walks into a zoo, but it only has one dog.
It's a shitzu.