Guy jokes
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.
That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.
An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.
I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Continue.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
Hey guys, it's an alien!
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
A guy runs into a bar and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.