Guy jokes
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.