Guy Jokes

A guy sees a kid crying and the guy walkes up to the kid and asks were are your parents...God i love working at an orphanage

*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.

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the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!

Ok guys I have one last joke (for now) What do you call it when panera is over Panera end

You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.”

there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point

Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.

He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.

The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him "Don't skip leg day."

Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? yeah, he was tired.

why does a straight guy act gay? cause he wants to feel wanted and wants to be bffs with the hotest girls

I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had I said “yes”

I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky

My Friends- Maya-I only Get 9 hours of sleep.-Josh- 9 hours I get 7 hours of sleep- Noah-You get 7 I get 4 hours of sleep-Me- You Guys are getting sleep. . .

Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.

A guy tried to suffocate himself with his bmw exhaust but his engine failed. This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa .☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo 😭.I was right guys ✅🛫