Sexual humor jokes
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
Balls in your jaws.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.