Sexual humor jokes
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Balls in your jaws.
What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'
'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.
What do you call a tent for lesbians?
Finger Hut.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.