What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Balls in your jaws.
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
