Guy walks to his friends house his friend says “where is your girlfriend” guy says meet me at the cemetery in a week
A guy walks into an AA meeting and ask for a road map.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church.he said to the priest please say a prayer for me and the priest said ‘I ain’t got nun left’ then he died
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum, joke's on him, I have two dads.
Covid be like I'm going to take your breath away
guy: Are you a vending machine? because your a snack. girl: Your card got declined. guy: Thats ok you got to bang them a few times to get you moneys worth.
This is the true worst joke ever: What did the person say to the other guy when he met him? Hi!
I drew a fist on a body and then i drew a guy saying to him "that dude's a knucle-head!"
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO
What to say to a single guy whos insulting you. "Shut up you horny virgin"!
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, sl*t!" I walked towards him. "I prefer slit." I said. "Why?" He asked. "You see this wrists?" I spat at him.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint...my....house.’
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. My first time in the air, my instructor informed me but he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane, and his buddy says "well did you jump?"the guy says yeah, a little at first.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”
A gay guy asked me for directions so I told him to go straight
A priest a pedo and a rappest walk into a bar and thats just the first guy
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks "What's so magical about it?" the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.
The bartender shakes his head, and says.
"Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk superman.
