3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
there was a guy how had a stroke eh. hes all right.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the the sower you can't even see it.
Guy: No I see your sister's head
My wife left me for an Indian guy. -- I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
Why did my boyfriend leaves me ? Because he's gay. But why did he come back to me ?
Because im actually a guy :-)
One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
a guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road and he smells fish and he says good morning ladies
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
One day I meet a blind guy and I said you should see Mt Cheaha
A guy with aids went into the doctors room unusually happy. You could even say he was.... HIV positive.
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of em....
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says "Oh what chest!" " That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says "Oh what legs!'' He says "That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says "Why were you running?" She said I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls the guy says " Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you" The girl turn and say "How about you pay for them and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you"
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times! Me: heeheegypt
What do u call a guy with a long chin
Chino-Chinese
Everybody is mad cause that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair. I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
