"I met a girl and she's 28"
Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade"
-AJR
A guy was in one of the twin towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza but he didn't get it he got plane instead
GUYS THIS IS SO WRONG IM A ORPHAN AND THIS EXTREMLY OFFENDS ME im telling my parents um.......
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant Guys all they do is crash and burn!!
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
Q. whats an orphans fav south park ep A. the anti family guy episode
i see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater.... He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read....
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks “What’s so magical about it?” the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.
The bartender shakes his head, and says.
"Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk superman.
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
Guys we shouldn't make jokes about 911 my dad was a victum he was the best pilot in Arab
A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes. So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady. Like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
do u guys know how to make a hoe in minecraft? you pick it up off the street.
What happens when you combine candy and dick... That creepy guy down the street!
