Guy jokes

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?

He said, "Fuck this shit!"

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.

A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."

Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.

What do you call a guy from India calling you?

A scammer.

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.

Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?

He's all right.

I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.

We started playing rocket league.

Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.

A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.

Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."

Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. They hire me to do it.

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!

I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”

And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.

About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...

He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks, “What’s so magical about it?” The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.

The bartender shakes his head and says, “Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”