Guy Jokes

What does a french guy say when he falls off? Oh no, eiffel!

guy talking to an Indian therapist

he had a red dot and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said

"I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle"

if there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully say

i’m still standing.

I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull. A jewish guy behind me said “a skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers.”

Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy? But he really saved the History Channel.

Look, Bono is a great guy. But shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it but when I use her body when I feel like it I am the bad guy?

*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND

Did u know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes

He won the no Bell prize

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive💀

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl

"What?" Angelica replied

"I'm a guy."

A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"

what do emos and guys with a durag have in common? they both have waves, just one is on their arm

What Did The Fat Guy Say when He Fell off the Ladder? Catch Me!

what do you call it when a guy named fred enters panera bread

panera fred

A guy ate your hairline because he it reminded of a MacDonald frie

Guy asked me what I do for a living. Now I'm not old enough to get a job so I said nothing. He asked me again so I said, "Your wife" The guy goes to slap me but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"