Gun Jokes

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun but the emo kid dissapears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

Im gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe biden thinks is possible with a 9mm

Q/ how do you punish a blind person

A/ give them a gun and tell the its a hairdryer

why does aaron eat burgers on a wednesday? because his spine is bent and his favourite gun in apex legends is the g7 scout and he uses the speedy spanish man

Name what guns are used for {wrong answers only}

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day

i asked a man i was the fastest gun in the west. he said my 17 wasn't good enough. after that, a lot of lead went into his head.

What's America's Best Class?

gun 101

Q: why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns A: because knives dont have barrels

I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn’t know back to school sales had started already!

Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody- *pulls out noose* 'COME HANG'... *pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Whats a bisons favorite gun?

A pp bizon.

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice