Q: what does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common? A:They both go “ping” when they’re done
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws? American: Self defense. Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
How do you get a clown of your swing?
You shoot it.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? he wanted to kill time.
my friend: hey i got 15 kills! me: i got 60 kills! my friend: i didn't know you played call of duty! me: whats call of duty?
What's a fetuses' favorite gun? A MICRO SMG
Roses are red I have free candy get in my van I have a gun handy
when your sitting in class and the quiet kid yells lovely day isnt it ... and u see a Glock shape in his pocket
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
Q:What do you call an autistic kid with a gun A:special forces
1,2 I have a gun 3,4 I am in a school 5,6 Everyone on the ground
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? special force’s
Guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells:who the fuck fucked my wife. Everybody silent for a second then the bartender said:mate you ain't got enough bullets
Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
there was a animal on my porch then i shot in the head it was strange that it had coffee in its hand, i flipped it over and it was an animal but it looked a lot like my kid.
what is eligal in aferca what water guns
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be ur friend