Gun jokes

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...

Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?

I’m not racist. I just have black guns.

What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it.

Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!

What do Americans call high school?

Shooting range.

What's a bison's favorite gun?

A PP Bizon.

When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.

There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.

Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.

"Namaste, 6 feet away, or I'll blow you away with this AK!"

How do you get a clown off your swing?

You shoot it.

I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.

What was one cool thing about Hitler?

He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.

What's America's best class?

Gun 101.

A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.

What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?

Nothing.

Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.