Gun Jokes

2 drunk men spot a pig on some old farmers land.And they were real hungry (or so they said) and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.And so they did and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said "well goddammit if it was a pig they wanted why didn't they just take my wife".

What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.

I’m not racist I just have black guns

I was at my boyfriends house and I thought he was cheating on me and he was on the phone with somebody he said he'd be over there soon. so i asked him if I could see his phone he said no and then we fought about until I seen his gun and because I thought he was lying to me I shot him,went through his phone and his friend was still on the phone.

zre um be carefulll when useing a gun ok and meh not fat boy

When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal

I say 123 yeah the kids bullied me but they really don't know that my dad has a gun yeah.

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what's the difference between 8 and 9? when you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend

little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.

slay

I gun give mony

My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing and now I'm in heaven

Two men are next to each other. one looks at the other "are you a fascist". The other man responds "no why would i be" The first man pulls out a gun "are you sure." The second man says "never mind a fascist"