Gun jokes
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?