Gun jokes
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
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Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang?
Slash, boom, bang, snap.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
Why does America have more guns than people?
Slay.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.