Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30? Because that's the average class size in America.
What does hittlers gas"shower" and guns have in common! They both kill someone
One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock? Glockomole
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Jeff: *crosses the US border* The second he crosses into the USA: guy comes up with gun Jeff: thatβs what I was expecting.
if republicans really wanted to enact pro life legislation, they would ban guns. not abortion.
Whatβs the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle, mines Sako-85
this black dude goes up to an indian guy and say "what up brotha" the indian guy gets offended and says we are not the same, the black guy then pulls out a gun, and the indian guy says ok brother ok brother we are the same we are the same, do the voice in your head
I gave a blind kid a gun telling him it was a hair drier.
Ur soul is black I have 4 guns little kid get in van before I shoot u
whats an emos favorite food
shot gun ammo
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
what do you cal an autistic kid with a gun? special forces
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
Are you a gun becuse i want to live with you
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
what do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun a rxd
