A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"
Are you a Bullet because you go straight throw my head
i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched...
What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
Me:Hi My name is Bro:Hey Guys So who you Me:Hey Stop Dude Bro:How is it going bro- Me:SHUT UP Bro:Is that a gun Me:*Pointing at bro* Bro:Dude i'm Me:*BANG* *BANG* Me:Finally its over
Who is white hairy and rusty in the tree? It's rambo rabbit with a big gun that wasp.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
what do gum and guns have in comman when you pull one out every one wants to be your friend all of a sodden
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police
And he wound up in prison
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Poop fell of the earth
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
