I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t Remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said “your about to become history”. I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting, the wall behind them
whats the difference between a gun and chips when you bring it to class everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
Once there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard then the man came back to my house and floped his penis every were and peeing at the same time and it went all over my face so the next day he came back and I got my Beebe gun and shot a medal beebee in to his peepee. this didn't actually happen
What’s an abreviation for school in America
Shooting range
Jokes just as dead as the victims
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang"
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
how manny guun can ocpus held
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"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
There were three men in a car, the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes the to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer". The homeless man says"I'm not really homeless" and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, i'm a cop''
39,41,43,AK,47 AK-47 1,3,5,M,9 M-9
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
When you get caugh about to shoot up the school. *slowly puts AR to chin*
when your sitting in class and the quiet kid yells lovely day isnt it ... and u see a Glock shape in his pocket
murder murder suicide by police
Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."
